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Category: Joke of the Day

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Joke of the Day: Vow Of silence

Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, May 22, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1856Reads

Vow Of silence

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but ***** since you got here."

Joke of the Day: Bumper Stickers

Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, May 15, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1469Reads

Bumper Stickers

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Joke of the Day: Overheard on the bus

Posted by: ladymindyonFriday, May 11, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1703Reads

Overheard on the bus

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Joke of the Day: The Top 5 Realistic Prom Themes

Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, May 07, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1627Reads

The Top 5 Realistic Prom Themes

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Joke of the Day: Management Course

Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, May 02, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1711Reads

Management Course

<u>Lesson #1 </u>
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, ";Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

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