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Category: Joke of the Day

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Joke of the Day: Stuck under a bridge

Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, January 03, 2008 - 05:00 AM 1858Reads

Stuck under a bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Joke of the Day: Caught for speeding

Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, January 02, 2008 - 05:00 AM 1946Reads

Caught for speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Joke of the Day: Don't mess with these ladies

Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, January 01, 2008 - 05:00 AM 1920Reads

Don't mess with these ladies

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Joke of the Day: Puppy Love

Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, December 31, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1733Reads

Puppy Love

For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. (click to read more)

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Joke of the Day: New Years Resolutions to keep!

Posted by: ladymindyonSaturday, December 29, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1341Reads

New Years Resolutions to keep!

This year, I resolve to... (click read more)

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Joke of the Day: Your Dogs New Years Resolutions

Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, December 27, 2007 - 05:00 AM 2734Reads

Your Dogs New Years Resolutions

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Joke of the Day: Sue Their Pants Off

Posted by: ladymindyonFriday, November 30, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1355Reads

Sue Their Pants Off

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonnald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonnald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

Joke of the Day: Top Tips for cheapskates

Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, November 29, 2007 - 05:00 AM 3361Reads

Top Tips For Cheapskates

Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. This saves the expense of buying a bookmark, and the pages can later be used for shopping lists. (click for more).

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Joke of the Day: A Bronze Rat

Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, November 28, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1153Reads

A Bronze Rat

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.

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Joke of the Day: 1/3 FEW CALORIES, TOO

Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, November 27, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1492Reads

1/3 FEW CALORIES, TOO

A woman sent her husband and daughter to the health food store with a carefully prepared shopping list. They returned with a booty of Brussels sprouts, organically grown tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers, and a box of sugar cookies.

The man noticed his wife's glare when she pulled out the cookies. He said, "Hey, this box of cookies has one-third less sugar and fat than usual!"

"Really? Why is that?" she asked.

"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.

Joke of the Day: Profound thoughts

Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, November 26, 2007 - 05:00 AM 1424Reads

Profound Thoughts

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from most people -- to our amazement and amusement. Here are some more of his gems.
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