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Category: Joke of the DayThe news items published under this category are as follows.Joke of the Day: Mafia BookkeeperPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, February 28, 2009 - 12:06 PM
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A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Joke of the Day: Friday's Joke: Ancient CommunicationPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, February 19, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
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Joke of the Day: DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 18, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: The BlizzardPosted by: ladymindyonTuesday, February 17, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: How To Avoid The FLUPosted by: ladymindyonMonday, February 16, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: To My ValentinePosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, February 14, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Relationship StatisticsPosted by: ladymindyonFriday, February 13, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Lovemaking Tips For SeniorsPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, February 12, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Romantic Rhymes-- NOT!Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 11, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Top Ten Valentines Day Cards rejected by Hallmark...Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, February 10, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Top Ten Valentines Day Cards rejected by Hallmark...Joke of the Day: THE SPECIAL DAYPosted by: ladymindyonMonday, February 02, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Groundhog QuickiesPosted by: ladymindyonSunday, February 01, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: New Year's Resolutions for you, our Internet JunkiesPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, January 01, 2009 - 05:00 AM
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New Year's Resolutions for you, our Internet JunkiesJoke of the Day: Your Dogs New Years ResolutionsPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, December 31, 2008 - 01:15 PM
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Joke of the Day: New Years Resolutions to keep!Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, December 30, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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New Years Resolutions to keep!This year, I resolve to... (click read more)Read full article: 'New Years Resolutions to keep!' (2160 bytes more)
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