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Category: Joke of the DayThe news items published under this category are as follows.Joke of the Day: New DealPosted by: ladymindyonSunday, February 03, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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New DealA real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.(click to read more)Read full article: 'New Deal' (271 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Old TimesPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, February 02, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Old TimesTwo women, who haven't seen each other for ages, meet at a party, and one asks the other, "How is your husband?" (click to read more)Read full article: 'Old Times' (353 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark StorePosted by: ladymindyonFriday, February 01, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store(Click Read More to read the cards!) Read full article: 'The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store' (1930 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Wal-MartPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, January 31, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Wal-MartOne day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."Read full article: 'Wal-Mart' (1627 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Pay BackPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, January 30, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Pay BackShe spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. Read full article: 'Pay Back' (2326 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: MARINES VS MEDIAPosted by: ladymindyonTuesday, January 29, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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MARINES VS MEDIANews Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts and a U.S.Marine were hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis. They were tied up, led to a village and brought before the leader. The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any last requests?" (click to read more)Read full article: 'MARINES VS MEDIA' (1612 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: lifePosted by: ladymindyonSunday, January 27, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Two CareersPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, January 26, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Two CareersThere was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. (Click to Read More....)Read full article: 'Two Careers' (353 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: A Great JobPosted by: ladymindyonMonday, January 21, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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A Great JobA guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" (Click to Read More...) Read full article: 'A Great Job' (142 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Identity CrisisPosted by: ladymindyonSunday, January 20, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Identity CrisisAn old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. (Click to Read More..) Read full article: 'Identity Crisis' (840 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Unusual OB/GYN PracticesPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, January 19, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Unusual OB/GYN PracticesA man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. (Click To Read More...) Read full article: 'Unusual OB/GYN Practices' (255 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: EfficiencyPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, January 17, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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EfficiencyA timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. (Click to read more..) Read full article: 'Efficiency' (2358 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: DoilesPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, January 16, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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DoilesOnce was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. (Click to read more...) Read full article: 'Doiles' (1193 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Power of SuggestionPosted by: ladymindyonMonday, January 14, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Power Of SuggestionIt was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. <click to="to" read="read"></click> Read full article: 'Power of Suggestion' (1024 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Dealing with troublePosted by: ladymindyonFriday, January 11, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Dealing with troubleA deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. (click to read more) Read full article: 'Dealing with trouble' (760 bytes more)
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