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Category: Joke of the DayThe news items published under this category are as follows.Joke of the Day: Irish Whiskey (R- lang)Posted by: ladymindyonSunday, March 16, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Irish WiskeySister Mary Catherine lived in an Irish nunnery, a block away from Jack' liquor store.One day, in walked Sister Mary Catherine and said, "Oh, Jack, give me a pint o' the Irish Whiskey." (click Read More) Read full article: 'Irish Whiskey (R- lang)' (956 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: IRISH BOY IN CONFESSIONPosted by: ladymindyonSunday, March 16, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Irish vasectomyPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, March 15, 2008 - 01:00 PM
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Joke of the Day: Irish PredicamentPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, March 15, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: An IrishmanPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, March 15, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Joke of the Day: Alligator ShoesPosted by: ladymindyonFriday, March 14, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Alligator ShoesA blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. (click read more) Read full article: 'Alligator Shoes' (1261 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Lucky StatuesPosted by: ladymindyonThursday, March 13, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Lucky StatuesIn a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. (click to read more) Read full article: 'Lucky Statues' (1096 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Cat Laws of PhysicsPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, March 12, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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The Laws of Cat PhysicsLaw of Cat InertiaA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. (click to read more) Read full article: 'Cat Laws of Physics' (3536 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: The KnobPosted by: ladymindyonTuesday, March 11, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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The KnobA woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." (read More!)Read full article: 'The Knob' (730 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: PHYSICIANS Verses GUNSPosted by: ladymindyonMonday, March 10, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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PHYSICIANS Verses GUNS(click to read more)Read full article: 'PHYSICIANS Verses GUNS' (1083 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Moving TestimonyPosted by: ladymindyonSunday, March 09, 2008 - 06:00 AM
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Moving TestimonyThree buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven. There, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?" (click to read more)Read full article: 'Moving Testimony' (400 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Special Nun Blessing for heavenPosted by: ladymindyonSaturday, March 08, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Special Nun Blessing for heavenWhen nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. (click to read more)Read full article: 'Special Nun Blessing for heaven' (1131 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: The blind manPosted by: ladymindyonFriday, March 07, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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The blind manTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. (click to read more)Read full article: 'The blind man' (444 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: How to clean your toiletPosted by: ladymindyonWednesday, March 05, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet(click to read)Read full article: 'How to clean your toilet' (1080 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Who wants to be a millionaire?Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, March 04, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Who wants to be a millionaire?A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. (click to read more) Read full article: 'Who wants to be a millionaire?' (2420 bytes more)
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