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Category: Joke of the DayThe news items published under this category are as follows.
Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, February 14, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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TOP TEN SIGNS NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOUR VALENTINE
Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, February 14, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 13, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 13, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 13, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards
Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, February 12, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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TECHNICAL TERMAn elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for "behavior modification reinforcers."
Her superior saw the item, and asked, "What on earth is that?"
"Lollipops," the teacher explained.
Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, February 12, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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HOW TO SAY " I LOVE YOU " IN 25 LANGUAGES
Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, February 11, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Black Canyon BikerA man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
Posted by: ladymindyonSunday, February 10, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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The Amazing Goldstein
A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein!" Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts: animals, clowns, contortionists, etc.
Posted by: ladymindyonSaturday, February 09, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Subway Drop
The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?"
Posted by: ladymindyonFriday, February 08, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Senior Dating
Martha and Edna, two widows, are talking:
Martha: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date .. . . I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, February 07, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 06, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Computer T-Shirt Slogans
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Posted by: ladymindyonTuesday, February 05, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Military ComputerThe Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease. (click to read more)
Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, February 04, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Dodging CarsThere's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. (click to read more)
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