Management Course

<u>Lesson #1 </u>
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, ";Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

<u>Management Lesson #2 </u>

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of
that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he
was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.


Management Lesson #2
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

<u>Management Lesson #3 </u>

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and
fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and
dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realize
how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm
and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson #3

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Here endeth your management course.