The Top 5 Realistic Prom Themes
5. It's All Downhill From Here, Jocks
4. From Here to Paternity: The First Trimester Begins
3. A Night of Ecstasy!
2. Video of You Puking Topless Will Be on the Web by Midnight!
and The Number 1 Realistic Prom Theme...
1. Laugh It Up, Drunken Tux Boy -- Next Prom It'll Be You on the Other Side of the Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window at 3 a.m.