Bumper Stickers

Monday's Joke: Bumper Stickers

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

Florida Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help .

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles >From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over...

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS - BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"