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Joke of the Day: Groundhog Quickies

Posted by: ladymindyonSunday, February 01, 2009 - 05:00 AM Print article

Groundhog Quickies


Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
A: Ground-dog Day!

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!

Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
A: He was having a bad lair day!

Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
A: Ground Nog Day!

Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!

Q: What do you get when you crossbreed U. football and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football!

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. Groundhog.
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