Category: Joke of the Day

Shopping Early

15 Things to do at any department store while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

Year Check!

You know you are living in the year 2004 when:

30 Year Changes

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Thanksgiving Turkeys

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Last Minute Turkey

Top 10 George W. Bush debate strategies

Psalm 2004

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want. (read more...)

Support your Presidential Candidate

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The Top 13 Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis

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Martha or Maxine

Martha's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Maxine's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! (click to read more)

Who Was That Masked Man?

Cemetery Nuts

Beethoven Symphonies

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. (click to read more)