1/3 FEW CALORIES, TOO
A woman sent her husband and daughter to the health food store with a carefully prepared shopping list. They returned with a booty of Brussels sprouts, organically grown tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers, and a box of sugar cookies.
The man noticed his wife's glare when she pulled out the cookies. He said, "Hey, this box of cookies has one-third less sugar and fat than usual!"
"Really? Why is that?" she asked.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.