Old Times
Two women, who haven't seen each other for ages, meet at a party, and one asks the other, "How is your husband?" (click to read more)
"Very well, thank you," the other woman says. "In fact, I think that with every year that passes he becomes more interested in me."
"Really?" says the first woman. "How wonderful. And is he a romantic man?"
"No," says her acquaintance. "He's an archaeologist."