The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
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- I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life .. .. (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
- I must admit, you brought religion into my life . . . Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
- As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . . (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . . . (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
- Someday I hope to marry . . . (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
- Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . . . (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
- When we were together, you said you'd die for me . .. (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
- We've been friends for a very long time . . . (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
- I'm so miserable without you .. . (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy .. . . (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
- You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket . ...(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
- Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
- Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Kentucky)
- Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder . . (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
- Congratulations on your wedding day! . . . (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
