Valentines for Ex's
A woman went to the mall last week to buy Valentine's
cards for her daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays
for hundreds of cards astounded her. She muttered out
loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."
The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes, they do have
an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."
"Really?"
"Yes ma'am. They're called darts."