Computer T-Shirt Slogans

• C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN


• <-------- The information went data way


• Does fuzzy logic tickle?


• Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression


• A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.


• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


• 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium


• BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding


• The name is Baud, James Baud.


• Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.


• BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go


• Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!


• Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk??


• C:Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!


• Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.


• Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!


• RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.