The Top 13 Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis

<li value="13">Gives his age as "39, version 5."
<li value="12">Hires someone to purchase a sports car and pursue young bimbos.
<li value="11">Spends $6 on a new hairstyle.
<li value="10">"No, honey. I didn't say I bought *a* Porsche..."
<li value="9">Replaced the animated paper clip Office Assistant with a Hooters waitress.
<li value="8">Grows beard and tints it gray to simulate the "look and feel" of Steven Jobs.
<li value="7">Keeps buying younger and younger companies.
<li value="6">Supermodel eggs? Pffft. Bill's got him a six-pack of supermodels.
<li value="5">"The first rule of Microsoft Club is: Everyone Kisses My Ass In Microsoft Club!"
<li value="4">Same as everybody else: Decides to run for President.
<li value="3">Ignores his wife to spend time writing inappropriate code for a 16-year-old Apple Lisa.
<li value="2">Changed the name of his company to EnormousHard.

and the Number 1 Sign Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis...


<li value="1">Joined the Personality Club for Men.