Silly Gobblers

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off.
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Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q. Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
A. It makes him blush!!!!

Q. Why do turkeys always go, ""gobble, gobble""?
A. Because they never learned good table manners!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play

Q. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turKEY

Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A. Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A. To keep his wigwam

Q. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A. He had an arrow escape

Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A. It hugged the shore

Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants........ always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat..........

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!..................

Q: What did the turkey say ....... before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!............

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play......

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. hubble, hubble, hubble.