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A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming. As the young doctor left the room, an older doctor rushed in, asked the women what was wrong, and then tried to calm her down. The he marched down the hallway and found the younger doctor.
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"