Hard Worker

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights
each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His
wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The
doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave!
How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been
to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When
they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize
her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a bud at the end of the first nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi
Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now
furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows
and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

"Geez Dave, you picked up a real ***** this time."!!!