Blonde Quickies
Q: How does a blonde drown a fish?
A: She puts it under water.
Q: How does a blonde kill a bird?
A: She throws it off the roof.
Q: How do you know if a blonde likes you?
A: She slept with you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her shes pregnant.
Q: What do you call a virgin blonde?
A: A myth.
Q: Why does Santa Clause like three blondes in one room?
A: Because he can spread some holiday cheer saying ( HO! HO! HO! )