The Troll's not quite right definitions

a-bun-dance: a wholely unnecessary social function for baked goods.

an-te-date: an escort for your mother's sister.

an-te-room: what your bedroom becomes when relatives visit for the holidays.

bank-able: a person capable of operating an ATM.

bar-gain: a saloon's net profit.

bar-rel vault: a secure location for storing barrels.

caf-tan: what your lower legs get when you wear shorts on a sunny day.

can-dor: a failed concept for eliminating the need for can openers.

car-pool: what proved to be a bad idea to provide a warm weather activity for automobiles.

de-bate: what you'll need to catch de fish.

end game: what happens if you accidently knock over the game board.

end run: the goal of football defensive tackles.

ex-change rate: the frequency of divorce in a country.

fair game: one you win.

fairy-land: the GOP's code word for San Francisco.

fairy-tale: the GOP's explanation of how same-sex marriages will destroy the country.

false-hood: a wannabe gangsta'.

first offender: Eve.

gen-der bend-er: an individual who practices rough sex.