KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.  

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) 

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 

Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States 

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign. 

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(or Most Tax Brackets) 

Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians 

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else. 

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

Nevada
Hookers and Poker! 

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone 

New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here! 

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney... 

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan 

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing 

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner 

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal 

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island 

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender 

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota 

Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State 

Texas
 Hablo Ingles 

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

Vermont
Yep 

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

Washington
We have more rain than you do 

Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ? 

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really! 

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared