Top Ten Messages On O.J. Simpson's Answering Machine

10. "This is Rupert Murdoch -- You're not going to kill me, are you?"

9. "I'm calling from ABC. Want to be on our new show 'Murdering With The Stars'?"

8. "Hey, it's Kato. Do you need to borrow some money?"

7. "It's the morgue. Our numbers are down. Are you on vacation?"

6. "Betty, your neighbor -- You know who stabbed our mailbox?"

5. "I'm calling from Domino's. Our delivery guy was there and hasn't come back"

4. "It's Gene Shalit -- Now I can't use my review calling your show 'A bloody good time'"

3. "This is the golf course confirming your killing spree time, I mean your killer tee time at 9"

2. "It's Tom Cruise. Katie and I want to thank you for the lovely kitchen knives"

1. "Robert Blake here -- We still on for dinner?"