You might just be a blue neck if...

• You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."


• You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!


• You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.


• For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.


• You don't know what moon pie is.


• You've never had an RC cola.


• You have never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.


• You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.


• You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.


• You have no idea what a polecat is.


• You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.


• You don't have bangs. 


• You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.


• More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.


• You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.


• Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.


• You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.


• You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.


• You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.


• You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.


• The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an onramp to the highway.


• You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.


• The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.


• You call binoculars opera glasses.


• You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of road and stopping.


• You would never wear pink or an appliqué sweatshirt.


• You don't know what appliqué is.


• You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)


• You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.


• You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.


• You can do your laundry without quarters.


• None of your fur coats are homemade.