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Posted by: ladymindyonWednesday, February 27, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Animal Thoughts
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- Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
- Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
- Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
- Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
- Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? I DON'T THINK SO!"
- Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
- Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
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