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Joke of the Day: Friday's Joke: Texan, Frenchman, and a Canadian

Posted by: ladymindyonFriday, August 04, 2006 - 05:00 AM Print article

Texan, Frenchman, and a Canadian


Texan, Frenchman, and a Canadian are out riding horses.
The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and
suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air.

The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?!
That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The Canadian can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"

The Frenchman says "In France there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Frenchman.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The Canadian says, "Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Frenchmen, but beer bottles are worth a dime."

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