My Philosophy

1. I don't do windows because .... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate)

2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind)

5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded)

6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer. (I am courteous)

7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". (I am trusting)

10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW!! What a Ride!"