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Posted by: ladymindyonMonday, February 25, 2008 - 05:00 AM
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Computer T-Shirt Slogans
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- Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'
- Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
- Go ahead, make my data!
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
- Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
- Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
- Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...
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