Dimmest bulb in the bunch

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured .... (click read more)
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers came in and asked me what I was doing.

"shh," I said. "I'm act5ing crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second layer the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"Your going crazy," He said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My coworker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.