Buffalo Bills

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A: To Rich Stadium- they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many! Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road