Arkansas Quickies

Q. How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
A. There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Q. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
A. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Q. What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A. - - - - - Documentaries.

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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies, "Bout whut?"

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Q. Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
A. The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - Poof ! Up in flames ..... and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact.

He replied, "Tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit".

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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted".

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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"