Signs you went Nuts on Thanksgiving

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian.

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.

Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.

That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty.

It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas.

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.