Thanksgiving QUICKIES

"Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on
Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankfull that I'm not a turkey."

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey.

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. hubble, hubble, hubble.

Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!"

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on
Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankfull that I'm not a turkey."

Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..."


What does A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
Answer: "Bauble bauble bauble"

What does A dyslexic turkey say?
Answer: "Boggle boggle boggle"

What does A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
Answer: "Cobble cobble cobble"

What does A turkey with a sore leg say?
Answer: "Hobble hobble hobble."

What does A football turkey say?
Answer: "Huddle, huddle, huddle"

What does A dieting turkey:
Answer: "Nibble, nibble nibble."

What does A turkey who argues a lot:
Answer: "Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
Answer: "Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble
gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
"Wobble wobble wobble!"

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of your
pumpkin by it's diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.
Dan: Sugar! What for?
Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?