Expressions for women under high stress

Expressions for women under high stress

1. You-off my planet!
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make up.
4. Errors have been made; others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be?
6. I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce myselves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren't sleeping.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge; is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2?
18. Nice perfume; must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder; my job is done here.
20. Earth is full; go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert.