A Prayer by a woman, and a Prayer by a man

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a shit.

Amen