One Liners

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
-You can drop her off anywhere.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
-Outlaws are wanted.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
-Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Where does virgin wool come from?
-Ugly sheep.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
-It isn't hard.

How can you make your wife scream while making love?
-Call her and tell her where you are.

What's the down side to a threesome?
-You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

How do you know you're really ugly?
-Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg

Why are hurricanes named after women?
-Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car