Retirement Q & A

Q. How do you know it is bedtime?
A. Three hours after you fall asleep on Couch.

Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it might take all day.

Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A. There is not enough time to get everything done.

Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A. The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Q. Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A. Shoes that tie.

Q. Why do retirees count pennies?
A. They are the only ones who have the time.

Q. How do you refer to folks your age who still work?
A. Those NUTS!

Q. Why you shouldn't clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A. As soon as you do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?
A. Normal

Q. What is the difference between a student vacation and retirement?
A. None. Summer ends but so does the other time frame, eventually.

Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?
A. The never ending Coffee Break.

Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss the work, but misses the people he used to work with?
A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth.