Classified Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat . . .been out a while...better be a reward.
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COWS, AND HEIFERS: NEVER BRED . . . Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.Call Stephanie.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.