Birds & Bees - Modern Version

Cyrus says "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered That neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said

"You've Got Male".