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Joke of the Day: New Virus

Posted by: ladymindyonThursday, November 01, 2007 - 05:00 AM Print article

NEW VIRUS

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there
is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most
advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take
care of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to affect
those of us who were born before 1950! Click to read more....

Symptoms of the Senile Virus

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.

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