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Topic: Today's Joke

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Joke of the Day: Tuesday's Joke: Man of the house

Posted by: ladymindy on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 05:00 AM 563 Reads

Man of the house

The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a tasty dessert afterward. Then, after dinner and dessert, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director."