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Topic: Today's JokeThe new items published under this topic are as follows.Joke of the Day: Tuesday's Joke: PonderablesPosted by: ladymindy on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 - 05:00 AM
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PonderablesEVER WONDER ....Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Joke of the Day: Monday's Joke: Getting oldPosted by: ladymindy on Monday, April 18, 2005 - 05:00 AM
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Getting oldA couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. (click Read More) Read full article: 'Monday's Joke: Getting old' (1249 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Sunday's Joke: The Blonde JokePosted by: ladymindy on Sunday, April 17, 2005 - 07:00 AM
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The Blonde JokeA blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" (click read More) Read full article: 'Sunday's Joke: The Blonde Joke' (815 bytes more)
Joke of the Day: Saturday's Joke: From a strictly mathematical viewpointPosted by: ladymindy on Saturday, April 16, 2005 - 03:00 PM
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From a strictly mathematical viewpointJoke of the Day: Sunday's Joke: Leaning at 100 years oldPosted by: ladymindy on Sunday, April 10, 2005 - 05:00 AM
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Leaning at 100 years oldRead full article: 'Sunday's Joke: Leaning at 100 years old' (979 bytes more)
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