THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, she stand in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her bust was too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your bust to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her bust.

"How long will this take?" She asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my bust every day will make my bust larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man!!!!!