The Frog Princess
by the Reference Table

There once was a frog named Matilda
Who lived in a swamp by the pub
She was tired of mud and swamp gas
So She leaped into the bar's  hub-bub

Matilda donned a party hat
And started to croak for some drinks
Ordered  Martinis  with Olives
And Gave the Barkeep some winks

She was well in her cups
As she  shared her plight
Turns out, says she
"I (hiccup) am  woman (hicup) this Night
(hicup)

So the Barkeep, all scruffy and stinky he be,
Picked up the Frog and settled on she
A Kiss that was laden with Grog and slime
And out of his hand A surprise did Climb!