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<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>New Blood</title>
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<description>New Blood</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title> A Holy Refund</title>
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<description>A Holy Refund </description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER</title>
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<description>THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Chicken Research</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=200</link>
<description>Chicken Research</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Pilots Watch</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=199</link>
<description>Pilots Watch</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Price of Dentistry</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=198</link>
<description>Price Of Dentistry</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The First Reproduction Encounter</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=196</link>
<description>The First Reproduction Encounter</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Colonoscopy Comments</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=195</link>
<description>Colonoscopy Comments</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Hearing Test</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=194</link>
<description>Hearing test</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Value Packaging</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=193</link>
<description>Value Packaging</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Rope</title>
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<description>The RopeEleven people were hanging onto a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off, otherwise, they were all going to fall. (click read more)</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>SARA  PIPALINI</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=191</link>
<description>SARA  PIPALINI
Three Italian nuns die and go to  heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter. He says &quot;Sisters, you  all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to  earth and be anyone you want to be.&quot; (click read more)</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=189</link>
<description>You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . . </description>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>50 Sayings for the Literal</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=190</link>
<description>50 Sayings for the Literal</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Penguin Breakdown</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=188</link>
<description>Penguin Breakdown</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Applying Today's Business Strategies</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=187</link>
<description>Applying Today's Business Strategies</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Farm Sense</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=186</link>
<description>Farm Sense</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Funeral Bells</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=181</link>
<description>Funeral Bells</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Taxi Craze</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=185</link>
<description>Taxi Craze</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Drinking with a Redneck Girl</title>
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<description>Drinking with a Redneck GirlA Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and s hoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says ...

'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

'God Bless America '</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Old Guys</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=184</link>
<description>The OLD GUYS</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Definitions that make sense</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=183</link>
<description>Definitions that make sense</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Change Of Name</title>
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<description>Change Of Name
This good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says &quot;I want to be a movie star. (Click Read More)</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Norwegian Interview</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=174</link>
<description>Norwegien Interview</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Chinese Proverbs</title>
<link>http://www.referencetable.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=145</link>
<description>CHINESE PROVERBS</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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